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   25 May 2012 · 02:05 AM · 31,130 notes

   locksandglasses:

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   higgitusfiggitus:

   Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

   My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

   a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

   b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

   I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

   what is wrong with her

   I don’t even understand what some of these mean

   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

   (things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

   This girl is a genius & will write great things. Watch.

   I just laughed out loud really really hard… lol minions.

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       I have been laughing hysterically for six minutes straight. I’m all lightheaded and teary. This is absolutely hilarious.

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